gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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