and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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