The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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