Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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