Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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