I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
People with herpes should wear stickers.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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