Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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