can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
