yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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