think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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