He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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