he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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