On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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