The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
