He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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