Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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