There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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