Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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