uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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