We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
