So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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