Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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