that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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