? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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