Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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