well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
we should paint friendship bongs
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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