ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think people are normalizing furries
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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