READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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