I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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