oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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