No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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