It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
