Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
