I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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