I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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