Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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