okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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