Fuck appropriateness.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
