can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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