Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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