What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You can't just leave with hair like that
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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