Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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