She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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