I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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