on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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