omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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