I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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