belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
