After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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