Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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