idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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