He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am spending my child support on dildos
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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