This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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