So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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