Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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