This girl is more easily done than said...
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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